Man Shoots Himself for Sex

A man in Fort Myers resorted to shooting himself twice in the arm after his girlfriend refused to have sex with him. The couple came home from the bar early Wednesday morning and when the man tried to get intimate the woman refused. She just wanted to go to sleep. After her boyfriend expressed anger she went to another bedroom to get some sleep. She then reported hearing two gut shots. The man came into the room and threatened her before stumbling into the kitchen and falling onto the stove where he was knocked unconcious. The man is now being charged with threatening violence and firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling and is being held on $100,000 bail.


xPirate responds to the situation: Uhm…really? This dude was clearly never taught as a child the simple lesson that NO MEANS NO! I mean, he probably was drunk, having just come home from the bar and everything, but if he was drunk enough to forget that then he probably wouldn’t have been able to perform well in bed anyways.

To look on the positive side of things, at least the girl wasn’t raped or hurt in any way. Not to mention the bastard got what he deserved. I’m still trying to figure out why he shot himself though, because that just doesn’t make much sense to me. Was it an accident? Or did he deliberately shoot himself because he couldn’t get laid? Either way, it makes the guy an idiot.

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